Does a bear shit in the woods?

yes, but not a polar bear

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Not a polar bear

by trwells86 July 15, 2021

Vagina Bear

Menstrual cycle, monthly flow, period, got the rag, the monthly curse, etc.

"Hey, why are you so tired lately?"
"Well, I got attacked by the vagina bear yesterday, it's a bloody mess!"
"The vagina bear has come out to play again."

by Legna419 May 23, 2009

shy bear

A shy bear is an act where you moon someone, and while you are doing this a poo pokes out (and possibly shrinks back in), like a shy bear poking its nose out of a cave.

I can't believe he pulled off a shy bear behind the principal's back!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Grief Beard

When a man starts growing a beard after a traumatic event (usually a breakup possibly a death) and continues to grow said beard until he's done grieving (read: rebound).

Sometimes this can be counterproductive since some dudes look like a serial rapist when they grow a beard, thus lengthening the grieving process and the beard.

Good thing Drew hoooked up with another chick so soon or else his grief beard would've looked like Al Gore's after the 2000 election.

by ThinkingMan January 12, 2009

Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall

dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.

yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.

by shakeitlikeasaltshaker April 25, 2009

Beard Ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer during cunnilingus.

Person 1: "Who wants a beard ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

by Beardofgod October 26, 2013

Beard Bath

When you are eating a female out, and as she orgasms, she unleashes an ungodly secretion.

My buddy James was telling me he was going down on his girlfriend and he was the recipient of a beard bath. I wish I had a beard or girlfriend, damn it.

by Tee Cee Deez March 21, 2019