A person whom thinks they are cool at the beach with their "friends". Also known as a tourist, douche bag, and jerk off.
Wow, That beach noob sure does look cool with all of his friends.
This beach is now infested with a bad case of beach noobs.
This beach is now infested with a bad case of beach noobs.
by Lickmycornhole July 13, 2011
Get the Beach Noobmug. Place in along the Youghiogheny River in Western PA. And is a heroin hotspot that has seen a lot of overdoses.
by ThickToiletSeat666 May 3, 2018
Get the smithton beachmug. beach hopping is a group activity sport where 2 or more friends go to a location of a beach and start hopping around.
by totallynotchelsea November 5, 2017
Get the beach hoppingmug. Long Beach is the place all kids look forward to during the summer. It’s a place where walking around barefoot is the only thing people do. Long Beach is really Irish and filled with lots of bars and cute eating places. I recommend Long Beach if you wanna have a good experience!
by Lbnylover0 March 3, 2019
Get the Long Beachmug. Sound beach-some ghetto ass long island town with heroin everywhere and houses that are the sizes of mini buses.
by Tyrone from LI June 26, 2017
Get the sound beachmug. Simultaneously the best and most disappointing beach toy in the universe. One inflates it, and expects it to be a ball- yet looks on in disappointment as your Poundland beach toy turns out to be a fucking cube.
by Dlabtross July 10, 2017
Get the beach cubemug. Old people on the beach wearing speedos or bikinis that have had a bit too much sun in their life so their skin looks like tanned leather.
by Randy R Randleman August 7, 2020
Get the beach lizardmug.