Fudge Bar

Anal sex followed by a quick blowjob; also known as ass-to-mouth

I gave her a steamy Fudge Bar last night

by cinnamonteal December 27, 2010

parallel bars

Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.

"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

bar-j

A blow job that occurs in a bar

I was at O'Houlanhan's last night and Stacy gave me a bar-j under the table! Radical!

by djcribage November 1, 2008

Bar Spankin'

1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.

2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.

1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.

2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.

by Josh Dennison April 6, 2008

bar pig

A large woman who frequently takes home people from a bar and sleeps with them.

Ryan got so drunk he left with that fat girl.
yeah, I bet he is balls deep in bar pig by now. Lol

Rosey odonnell
Whale
Hog
Fat chickopra

by mr 300zx October 9, 2013

drunk bar

That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing

yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later

by PROFESSOR BRO July 2, 2009

slammy bar

A bar that you hang on to with both hands when your peer screws you so bad up the ass during shift change.

I had to use the slammy bar everyday this week because slammy Tammy keeps shoving it up my ass with bullshit !!

by Clamer August 7, 2017