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Skeet Pong

A game involving at least three people surrounding a cup. Each person has to jack off until they nut and the last person to nut has to drink from the cup.
Friend 1: Hey guys lets play skeet pong!
Friend 2: Oh FUCK!
Friend3: Hope you like drinking my jizz again!
Friend 4: I know I’m not losing.
by Watahmelom July 23, 2023
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skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work
Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
by mr dangling July 21, 2016
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Skeet shack

Adult book store, theater, house of bromance or video arcade
Joe found true love in the sticky video cubicles of the local skeet shack.
by Dopalectic September 7, 2018
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Lake Skeet

The bubbles that form on the shore of a lake.
Quit throwin lake skeet at me!
by Zander155 August 22, 2008
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Skeet Slap

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.
Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.
by Infant Boner July 5, 2016
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outlet skeet

To skeet in an outlet.
...it's self explanatory
-R.P.
This bitch put me on child support, so I had to Outlet Skeet her momma house.
by Protects Ya Outlets September 7, 2017
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Skeet art

A type of art that contains both men and women ejaculating onto the canvas. Similarly, to the 'Scat art'. .
"We should go to the art museum this weekend to check out the new art trend and exibit called 'Skeet art."
by Cuntstina June 11, 2019
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