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potato conversation

an in depth conversation that primarily revolves around the subject of potatoes.
i could just pop a potato in my hand with the raw one and bam potato conversation
by potatoenthusiast July 15, 2021
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Potato Server

You typically use it when you want to say that a game is laggy or the connection is trash like fuck (usually a multiplayer game).

Originates from the game Rainbow Six Siege.
Person 1: Dude the game is lagging so much I can't even play.
Person 2: Ofc, they have potato servers.
by Starsade February 28, 2022
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evil potato

An evil potato is an evil potato who will freekin destroy you if you try to even eat it! They are the best kind of potatoes because then you can start an evil potato army!
Tv: “Breaking news, Evil Potatoes are everywhere so go home and lock your doors!”
Me hehehee
by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021
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Clunge potato

A man who, instead of going out with his friends, will simply choose to stay home with his girlfriend all day.

Thus simulating the laziness and buzzkill of your average couch potato, but for different reasons.
Is Jonny comin' out tonight man?

Na he's bein' a clunge potato, as per.
by derpa1234 April 1, 2011
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Ass Potatoes

Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."
I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!
by Paul Hate May 22, 2011
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Forest Potato

a 'DOTA' player who focuses on killing 'creeps' in the forests for 90% of the match's duration. People under this category usually have very poor gameplay skills, and relies on forest due to its low level of concentration. This often leads to moments of intense 'shittalking' and making fellow team-members 'emo'.
"That forest potato started foresting at lvl 1 and still has no good items!"

"That Bloodseeker does nothing but forest and doesn't gank, we even lost tower because he 'pulled' early! Stupid forest potato"
by I-Make-Kids-Cry-in-DOTA February 19, 2009
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funeral potatoes

A casserole consisting of shredded cheese onions frozen potatoes and other ingredients .Served at lunches after funerals and holidays.
My mom used to make the best funeral potatoes, The relief society had her number on speed dial
by lcthatch November 7, 2014
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