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Clown Bait

A person so incompetent that they would get lured into a sex dungeon by pedophile clowns
Dude you're such clown bait
by Tye Gordon Gillis November 11, 2017
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Straight Clown

The straight clown is a clown that constantly follows you arround when you are a heterosexual
-Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay
by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020
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Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.
You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.
by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018
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Clown Jockey

Clown Jockey: a controlling douche bag boss who's secret to success is a big joke around the workplace.
Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)

"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.
"listen, you clown jockey(s), this is my two week notice"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."

Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"
by TornadoTeen August 15, 2012
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Clown chasing

If you try to gain cloud but end up looking like a clown
That was so stupid I can’t even say you were clout chasing, this is straight up clown chasing
by Nino.R February 25, 2020
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Clown on a Stick

Noun. AKA Paleto Payasa.

A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.

Named after the Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.
"Ah, that stick seems to have found its clown."

"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."
by Your good dude, reporting live January 11, 2021
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An Utter Clown

Someone who is beyond the point of being simply a clown, but below the point of becoming the entire circus. Those that are deemed an "utter clown" are themselves close to becoming a place of entertainment known as a circus.
Ace, you are an utter clown. Another silly move like that and you might just become the entire circus.
by Truly Goopy March 28, 2020
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