Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.
A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.
A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.
Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.
by Carter Lanecrest January 05, 2018
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A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.
by Firenerd January 27, 2014
by Ashhhhhhhhhhhhhy August 29, 2010
One who is enslaved by the fallic object known as the penis. A compound of two slang words, "tool" and "cock".
by RabidPanda October 22, 2003
Butthead: Hey, Beavis, hu-hu, Mr. Anderson's coming.
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!
by CapnCratch September 04, 2009
A die heart tool fan. if you criticize tool in any way, a tool fag will snap and possibly kill you.
Tool fags will say Maynard's lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..
Tool fags will say Maynard's lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..
Jim: Man, tool's singer sucks balls, its like he's singing with his nose or something.
Simon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOB, TOOL DOES NOT SUCK IN ANYWAY ESPECIALLY NOT MAYNARD! HE IS THE BEST!!! AHHHHHHHHH :@@@@
JiM: WOW UR SUCH A TOOL FAG
Simon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOB, TOOL DOES NOT SUCK IN ANYWAY ESPECIALLY NOT MAYNARD! HE IS THE BEST!!! AHHHHHHHHH :@@@@
JiM: WOW UR SUCH A TOOL FAG
by ILISTENTOTOOL January 04, 2009