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Safety Sam

A character Created by TheOddKids.

Original Name: Safety Clone
Always Tries to make things safe but ends to be not safe.
Guy: I saw Safety Sam in the mall today.

Girl: Cool!
by Safety Sam November 21, 2011
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Chode Sam

Chode - A penis/person wider than it is long. Chodes are usually by the name, Sam Roberts and Samuel L. Jackson. They are Chodes because they eat a lot and refrain from doing physical activity. Also known as Tank Sam.

Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

That guy is such a Chode Sam.
by Jhbrag August 22, 2011
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Sam Syndrome

A "Sam" is a basic white boy who is really hot, but he never responds to your text messages and partakes dry texting constantly. Hence the name, Sam Syndrome.
Person 1: HEY QUEEN! I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS CUTE GUY BUT HE'S GOT SAM SYNDROME
Person 2: Ugh it's so common these days! It's like everyone has it!
by znon_productions April 3, 2023
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sam slone

a crazy, weird, awkward grandma with no teeth who just turns around at random times and yells
Sarah: *turns around* VILLIAM
Kayla: She's being such a SAM SLONE
Dani: Yep, she's so awkward
Sam: Like legit
Hayden: Kayla, want my llama socks
by Jamaica lady November 18, 2018
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Sam Purdue

Always carrying around that Purdussy
Bro, Did Sam Purdue give you that Purdussy last night?
by BigBaller47 October 19, 2022
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Sam brown

Doing a Sam brown means touching multiple underage girls, denying it and gaining support from your school's support team
Friend 1: "Bro, what if I touched that girls thigh ;)"
Tommy: "Ayo, don't do a Sam brown, don't catch a case man."
by AmongusSussyBaka690 February 5, 2022
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Sam ball

Bodyshamed ppl as hes going to get a chocolate bar? 0/10.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).

He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
Sam ball cant get bitches with his 3’1 looking ass 😹👎
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
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