Squid

A squid is another name for a rat, goof, stoolie, snitch, and informant.

This fed poster is a fuckin squid. Why because squids are like octopus’s they shoot ink to defend us rats shoot ink out of pens when writing statements. Fuckin squids!

by GucciwitLV March 21, 2021

Land squid

A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.

I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.

by Kittykitty😺 April 28, 2021

Squid

A squid is someone who lacks courage, loyalty and intelligence who easily conforms to their surroundings. A squid lacks individuality and integrity. A squid is the combination of a rat, a chameleon and a coward all at the same time.

Kevin: Why did nobody stand up for that kid getting bullied?
James: Because his classmates were a bunch of squids.

Kevin: Why does that kid spread negative rumours about his friends?
James: Because he is a squid.

Kevin: Why won't that kid stand up for what he believes in?
James: Because he was raised to be a good-for-nothing squid.

by Magic Man69 August 13, 2023

Broccoli Squid

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness

That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!

by GeedEater December 9, 2024

Squid

An uncool individual, someone who is normally a GDI

Lets booze, do not be a squid.

by NotaSquid17 September 23, 2019

Squid

Squid was a keyboard ensemble, formed June 24, 1985 at summer camp, which included various duet combinations for piano or synthesizer and also included elements of poetry and operetta. Clothing would be worn, for example tarot card or folk festival t-shirts, Chopin Etude t-shirt, swimming trunks, Mozart wig, brown hiking boots. Tape recorders would be carried everywhere and used for almost any purpose. The tape recorder itself was sometimes referred to as a 'squid.'

People not wanting to be tape recorded would say, 'don't bring that squid in here.'

by Wigmaster May 28, 2006

Squid

A form of saying goodbye *derives from the term "squid fam peace."*

E.g. Alright *squide*.

by That one N-word May 23, 2021