Smoke the pipe

An alternative term for a blow job

"That girl's awesome man, I'd fuck her with my feet in boiling fat"

"Ah, but does she smoke the pipe? This is the question"

(best done in a Geordie or Scottish accent)

by Husky Bear September 14, 2009

Pipe Doctor

Someone who has broad expertise in the art of piping. This person takes pipe to awholenother level of pipology. When it comes down to piping, this man knows no limits. Piping has become second nature. From bongs, to various metals, to your mom, your ole lady, and possibly your little sister.. He can do it all and he definently takes pride in his work. He goes by the name of Cory and he's a pipe legend.

Cory was stickin your mom with his P.H.D.

The pipe doctor came to my house last night and fixed my anal leakage.

Cory's pipe bursted all over my face. I could tell he was a professional.

by Pimpin Pipe June 4, 2011

sauce pipe

Cock. Dick. Wang. Johnson. Mr Happy. Ball Bellboy. Dork. Dong. Schwance. Pecker. Junk. Lumpy. Jock.

Male genital - the penis.

She walked over and touched my sauce pipe.

by ubercat January 2, 2009

shit pipe

A large pipe that delivers IBS-induced shit from the house to the bay.

Oh damn, the shit pipe is backed up again.

by m.maggiora December 31, 2009

straight pipe

When you fart with no underwear on. nothing to muffle the sound.

One night me and my girlfriend were doing 69,and with no warning, the loudest straight pipe I ever heard.

by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004

pipe down

v. to have sexual intercourse with a female

I piped down this chick last night for three hours.

by Nautilus June 19, 2005

pipe shit

The nasty shit that comes out of your hash/weed/oil pipe as your blowing to clean out and sprays all over your girlfriend while she's masturbating.

There I was getting off beside him and what do you know, he ended up blowing his load of pipe shit all over me.

by Jas Uhrig February 10, 2008