The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.
That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
Get the Poop Noodle mug.Your Nan: Ay yo, i think Im gonna noodle flip tonight
Your Dad: Fuck me you’re gonna get slapped back into your dogs spaghetti.
Your Dad: Fuck me you’re gonna get slapped back into your dogs spaghetti.
by a pot noodle October 27, 2020
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Lob your goo noodle in me
Inflate your goo noodle to satisfy my... appetite
Lob your goo noodle in me
Inflate your goo noodle to satisfy my... appetite
by HansGrubah January 15, 2021
Get the Goo Noodle mug.When you get so high that your mind rejects reason and becomes an Italian spaghetti/a Japanese ramen.
Bernie: "Hey, how was yesterday at Karen's?"
Max: "Dude, I smoked so much that I got high as a noodle"
Max: "Dude, I smoked so much that I got high as a noodle"
by VFortuna February 22, 2021
Get the High as a noodle mug."Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.
And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.
And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.
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