Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Lieutenant Jim Dangle is the daddy DILF whenever girls see him they respond by their bumholes sweating up and their eyebrows spicing up.
he is better than tom cruise and should be the king of England.

I love him and if you don't I will bum slapping KILL YOU.

Person 1: omg look it's lieutenant Jim dangle
Person 2: eww I hate him
Person 3: IM GONNA BUM SLAPPING KILL YOU

by jericc is my son February 20, 2022

Jim

A place for gigachads to work out and make muscle whilst getting all the ladies

Hey brah let's go Jim!!

by R-RS July 14, 2022

Jim It

- Verb: To cut off and replace a song currently being played at a party or social setting without permission
- Past Tense: Jimmed It

Usage:

“I love this song, don’t Jim It!”

“We were listening to Beyoncé, but Gary Jimmed It!”

by Dopespierre June 11, 2024

Jim Banks

Trying to cover for the Daily Wire's complicity in SOMETHING. Wonder what THAT could be. Punish them! Extradite them immediately!

Hym "Jim Banks trying to help the Daily Wire cover something up. Looks like the point is to 'stop people from encouraging the harassment of Americans.' Is someone encouraging harassment? Or is this more of their 'Uno reverse' bullshit? Probably the latter. Either way, put them on all the lists!"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2024

jim

Jim is one of those guys who always has something up his sleeve. He is a great guy who always knows how to brighten the mood and put a smile on peoples' face, whether he means to or not. He has game but doesn't know it yet, and if only he shot his shot more often...

Who's Jim? jim is... the mannn!

by babyshrek July 31, 2023

Slim Jim

A dense, filling, and delicious shot of protein to get back into gear. Note - Do not get this if you can't control yourself as they are extremely delicious.

My work form home break time is the Slim Jim time.

by Dreakke December 2, 2021

Jim Kelly

Hall of Fame Quartback for the Buffalo Bills in the 80’s and 90’s. Known as a QB with a Linebacker’s mentality in the national media, he led his team to 4 straight Super Bowl appearances during the 1990 - 1993 seasons - all losses. These tough games did not diminish the opinion of his adopted hometown fans, and attends many big games on the sidelines at the re-named New Era field, always to large ovations upon appearance.

Considered everywhere to be the complete opposite of Tom Brady in that he is honest, kind, charitable, and has integrity. Especially given that he wasn’t a

“That guy is a total Jim Kelly, while buddy over there is a total Tom Brady type douche”

by Soulskier January 4, 2018