Emergency Dolphin

Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.

I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries

by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022

The DoLphin

When you gargle the semen. Next you spit it up in the air, and catch it and swallow. After you look up at you partner and smile

Jesse loves to see him do the dolphin after he ejaculates in his mouth.

by Brattychil January 14, 2022

dolphin

It is known as the most intelligent & horny of the animals.

“Dolphins are my favorite animals!”
“Yeah, they’re great at sex!”
“What”
“What”

by Akufiwa-sama April 4, 2022

pe dolphin

SAFIA!! because shes a fat poopy poop idiot

Safia ur such a pe dolphin!!

by maddi (the farm girl) April 21, 2022

dolphin

a creature that lives in the ocean

i love dolphins

by dolphoo November 14, 2020

Dolphin

When you are having sex doggystyle, then suddenly pull out and try to surprise butt-sex; she shakes her head no and makes a “dolphin” sound.

Person 1: Did you hear about how Maria beat up her man?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.

by Big Ray Ray in Da House November 19, 2020

sad dolphin

Someone who went to the international dolphins festival and lost his wallet. When he realized his wallet was lost he said: "fuck! My wallet"

I met a sad dolphin today. He looked depressed so I gave him a dollar.

by SpawnCheese December 20, 2020