Carl

Your average guy. A gentleman that does very Carl-like things. Often gets confused with a Gary or a Gene

That guy is such a Carl.

by Danny Suk April 4, 2021

clean carl

The act of putting butter in a tube sock and beating someone in the face senselessly

Rick comes home with a hooker, so Nicole puts some butter in a sock and beats him in the face with it, thus performing the clean carl

by Mr. Astely August 14, 2011

Carl

Carl is the most sweet kind guy from Lebanon that I know ,he’s so loving and cute irl but….when he’s mad it’s like there is no tmr also he’s a big ninjago fan I mean it’s good show I guess I mean one person who doesn’t like MR.Carl is the fat f*ck in our class but anyway that’s all ! BUY THE P1 AND GIVE IT TO ME AND CARL PLZ

Carl is your average car guy his dream Car is McLaren p1 I agree best car ever made

by anonymous April 4, 2025

curvy carl

A dick that curves

Timmy has a curvy carl

by Camcau2021 March 11, 2017

Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it

Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl

by David6882 November 27, 2018

Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Carl

Someone who never buys a pint, always moans about their bad shoulder, has a shitty neighbour and always complains their darts slip out their hands

Carls lingering at the bar again

by Bigronnysniffer February 6, 2024