When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024
Get the Do you want a cookie?mug. by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024
Get the What the hell are you doing?mug. well… how do you do it?
by irapeaarvarks54 May 5, 2024
Get the how in the bloody hell do you burn ice cream!?mug. I dont care what they say, lets get one thing straight; they dont love you like i do. they dont love you like i do, they dont love you like i do.
by jadenwantsthat January 22, 2021
Get the They dont love you like i do.mug. 
Get the DO YOU KNOW XCREEPAKY?mug. Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
Get the What do you say when the cops come calling?mug. Guy 1: brotha do you know de way?
Guy 2: click click click
Guy 1: click click click
All: click click click
Guy 2: click click click
Guy 1: click click click
All: click click click
by OmgHiILYSM May 1, 2018
Get the do you know de waymug.