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Going to get some Yegurt
by The Wild Russian April 4, 2023
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Yoghurt male

Name: Whatever name you associate with someone who’s annoyingly good at everything.

Personality type : Yoghurty.

A yoghurt male is a wholesome male, who enjoys all things yoghurt, especially if it looks instagrammable, he will always endeavour to post his food and his much more interesting than average life for his friends to see.

Yoghurt males insist on being above the typical alpha and sigma males, simply because of their innate ability to be better than them without trying to be the best at everything or try to look like a successful person, they simply, just are.

They love to do achieve their daily tasks and single handedly do so with great esteem, whilst holding a yoghurt in the other hand.

They love going on ‘cute’ walks and hold hands with their woman in public with no care in the world, this comes from their confidence which radiates throughout the room by being funny, charming, yet humble, theyre a fan favourite with everyone in the room.

Yoghurt males are the pinnacle of mankind and excell at absolutely everything, it all comes naturally too them.
Friend 1: ‘Oh man hows that guy over there look so cool, i love his bracele…. Is that a muller corner in his hand, whilst he’s drinking his beer??’

Friend 2: ‘Oh that guy over there with the shades oh his head…. Thats Justin, we call him just in your pants, cause he’s that cool, I’ll introduce you too him later, such a sound guy’

Friend 1: ‘Woah thanks man, id love to meet him’

Friend 2: ‘Yeah sure, hes a proper Yoghurt male’
by Auxford jicktionary June 25, 2023
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yogut

I misspelled yogurt but im making a new word so idk at this point
Person 1: Yogut
Person 2: What the fuck are you saying
by Burger82 April 15, 2023
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Yogart

Involuntary release of gas while engaging in a difficult yoga pose
Leslie was mortified when the scent of her yogart wafted around the entire class
by Sagedegas August 12, 2023
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Yoghurty

Unnecessarily inconvenient
Dan is so yoghurty (what a cunt for no reason)
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Yoghurt Water Humour

Yoghurt water humour is essentially a more simplistic version of Gen Z humour, consisting of very random actions/wrods (typically in greek for some reason) that tingle the laugh triggers in your brain.
1. ΣΙΕΡΟΚΌΜΟΣ ντορεμιφασολασιντο (example of yoghurt water humour)
2. ΒΑΒΥΛΌΝΙΟΙ ΧΟΥΕΑΥΟΥΓΙΑΓΙΑΤΟΥΠΑΠΜΟΥ. (example of yoghurt water humour)
3. Αγρός. (example of yoghurt water humour)
by Ariochos March 11, 2024
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Yo:gurt

Gurt: yo
Yo:gurt
Gurt: yo
Pmo: Sybau
by Callyvin April 25, 2025
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