An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.
The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.
The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
by oblyboblie June 15, 2023
Used by Reece Noble when he predicts things that will come to Fortnite before anyone knows about them.
Reece: It is I, Reece the prediction wizard
A male version of the whiplash skin is coming to Fortnite.
A male version of the whiplash skin is coming to Fortnite.
by Kelly Oubre January 21, 2019
A magical wizard that can cast spells for anything you can dream of! Very nice looking and an excellent teacher if you want to learn magic!
by Sexy Infamous Jake July 05, 2018
by Geebo9011 February 06, 2020
A person who smokes endless amounts of marijuana to the point where they believe they can perform sorcery (the magic is their trippy thoughts).
Dude 1: Fuck bro, I think consciousness is like on a wave.
Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.
Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.
Dude 2: What?
Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.
Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.
Dude 2: What?
by Lusty Leopard October 15, 2020
by Breezybabie February 21, 2022
by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024