mindful wizard

The mf brooklyn goat wizard

The mindful wizard just gave me goaty advice for my life

by Thon the angry wizard April 27, 2022

wizard time

Wizard time is that moment when you are flirting and sparks/lightning/other wizard special effects happen and you realize that you've got them in the bag and you're going to get some tonight.

So I met this guy at a party last night, he bought me a drink, we were talking and it was like BAM! wizard time.

by MinxaMinx February 20, 2011

Wizard's Sleeve

An extremely saggy woman's area.

Down below she looks like a Wizard's Sleeve!

by dwarvenrogue May 19, 2016

Skin Wizard

Jordan Reeves

Hey! Skin Wizard bring me that meat musket!

by Scag Ruffins September 23, 2021

wizard hands

Someone who is good with their hands. Such as fingering.

”The only reason Emma still hooks up with Jake is because he has wizard hands”

by whatsuplosers69 August 24, 2020

Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

by mr.balls. September 22, 2025

Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

by anonymous March 17, 2023