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Kenny Wayne Shepherd

A fucking awesome blues guitarist. There are no words to describe him. Just go and listen to his first two albums and you'll be mesmerized.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2023
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Oxford Wagon Rut

A fecal brown streak left on the abdominal region after a titty fuck.
The titty fuck she gave me caught me off guard. I accidentally gave her an Oxford Wagon Rut, as I had previously failed to appropriately cleanup my beer shart.
by Blumpkincandle January 15, 2023
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sport utility wagon

A man's vehicle version of a soccer mom minivan.
When a man buys a sport utility wagon he is basically saying "I am a soccer mom" but he is attempting to keep his man card, while flirting with the feminine side of him.
by pickle rind October 17, 2013
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Killing Bruce Wayne's parents.

The modern way of saying "Beating a dead horse."

To waste time doing or explaining something that has already been done to death.
Man, we get it. You want people to like your band's facebook page. You don't need to post the link on your wall every two days. Stop Killing Bruce Wayne's Parents.
by mike.i.am November 13, 2014
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Albuquerque Welcome Wagon

The quaint, local, daily ritual of a person, family or rock band whose vehicle is burglarized by local meth-heads while parked in an Albuquerque motel parking lot near Interstates 25 or 40, the fact of which ends up in the news and any Google search for the word "Albuquerque."
Timmy: How was your gig in Phoenix?
Billy: Great until the fuckin' Albuquerque Welcome Wagon stole all our guitars on the drive back home!
Timmy: Fuckin' Motel 6!
Billy: Yah, and fuckin' Albuquerque!
by Air Base Hooker August 1, 2019
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that thang that killed john wayne

Hella fire marijuana. Frequently used by the one and only Snopp Dogg aka Your Host wit The Most aka Finding Nemo aka Nemo Hoes.
*hits blunt* mmm, mmm. It's that thang that killed John Wayne
by giulianul April 10, 2022
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Wayne

Absolutely god like with a huge cock has every one on him biggest hardest lad ever you cant see me big 420 meme machine funniest person ever probably bagging your your girl.
Guy "your such a wayne."
Wayne "i know my dude."
by Not called wayne November 1, 2020
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