by UrineOverYourHead June 16, 2023
by Ricky Shroomz March 12, 2021
What people think: A legendary western movie actor.
Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.
Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 16, 2023
by Twistedrandom12 February 13, 2018
by popopoopoppopopopo000000000000 April 12, 2021
100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
by Jay-Mee-Kenobi June 09, 2024
by Flake December 20, 2017