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Waynemism 

Waynemism
Main Entry: way·ne·mism

Pronunciation: \ˈway-nə-ˌmi-zəm\
Function: noun
Etymology: Greek waynēmismos, from waynēmos inauspicious, sounding retarded, from way- + nēmē speech, from nanai to speak
Date: circa 1681
: the expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant
A waynemism is a generally obnoxious word or expression used that may be found offensive or suggest something unpleasant.1
Eggzachly is a waynemism if one were to try and pronounce exactly but sound retarded.
Waynemism by irishtrain January 3, 2014
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John Waynism 

The predilection for masturbating into a full hot water bottle. At the crucial moment of ejaculation, an involuntary spasm overcomes our protagonist, leading to a back-ejaculation (or ebaculation, if you will) of the hot-water bottle's contents onto that most sensitive of areas.

The result: walking like John Wayne.
"Don't worry," the orthopaedic surgeon said to Peter's mother, kindly. "There's nothing wrong with his legs. It's just a particularly vigorous case of adolescent John Waynism."
John Waynism by GrrB August 24, 2009

Ferret Face Wagnerism 

A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.

Wagnerism 

The use of console commands, in the place of insults
A: Asswipe, Command+D for Dumbass

B: Dude stop with the Wagnerism
Wagnerism by gapik34 January 11, 2017

Warnerism 

Noun

A phrase or quote attributed as a form of implied endearment but often can be cited as being directly confrontational or offensive to a person or persons.
"Are you trying to suck my arsehole?" is a common Warnerism
Warnerism by Mr R. Sole November 6, 2021

Warnerism 

Noun

A phrase or quote attributed as a form of implied endearment but often can be cited as being directly confrontational or offensive to a person or persons.
"You think im a bender?" is a common Warnerism
Warnerism by Mr R. Sole November 6, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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