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Waynemism

Waynemism
Main Entry: way·ne·mism

Pronunciation: \ˈway-nə-ˌmi-zəm\
Function: noun
Etymology: Greek waynēmismos, from waynēmos inauspicious, sounding retarded, from way- + nēmē speech, from nanai to speak
Date: circa 1681
: the expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant
A waynemism is a generally obnoxious word or expression used that may be found offensive or suggest something unpleasant.1
Eggzachly is a waynemism if one were to try and pronounce exactly but sound retarded.
by irishtrain January 3, 2014
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John Waynism

The predilection for masturbating into a full hot water bottle. At the crucial moment of ejaculation, an involuntary spasm overcomes our protagonist, leading to a back-ejaculation (or ebaculation, if you will) of the hot-water bottle's contents onto that most sensitive of areas.

The result: walking like John Wayne.
"Don't worry," the orthopaedic surgeon said to Peter's mother, kindly. "There's nothing wrong with his legs. It's just a particularly vigorous case of adolescent John Waynism."
by GrrB August 24, 2009
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Ferret Face Wagnerism

A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.
by HorseFace3202 December 2, 2011
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Wagnerism

The use of console commands, in the place of insults
A: Asswipe, Command+D for Dumbass

B: Dude stop with the Wagnerism
by gapik34 January 11, 2017
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Warnerism

Noun

A phrase or quote attributed as a form of implied endearment but often can be cited as being directly confrontational or offensive to a person or persons.
"Are you trying to suck my arsehole?" is a common Warnerism
by Mr R. Sole November 6, 2021
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Warnerism

Noun

A phrase or quote attributed as a form of implied endearment but often can be cited as being directly confrontational or offensive to a person or persons.
"You think im a bender?" is a common Warnerism
by Mr R. Sole November 6, 2021
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