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Waynemism 

Waynemism
Main Entry: way·ne·mism

Pronunciation: \ˈway-nə-ˌmi-zəm\
Function: noun
Etymology: Greek waynēmismos, from waynēmos inauspicious, sounding retarded, from way- + nēmē speech, from nanai to speak
Date: circa 1681
: the expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant
A waynemism is a generally obnoxious word or expression used that may be found offensive or suggest something unpleasant.1
Eggzachly is a waynemism if one were to try and pronounce exactly but sound retarded.
Waynemism by irishtrain January 3, 2014
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John Waynism 

The predilection for masturbating into a full hot water bottle. At the crucial moment of ejaculation, an involuntary spasm overcomes our protagonist, leading to a back-ejaculation (or ebaculation, if you will) of the hot-water bottle's contents onto that most sensitive of areas.

The result: walking like John Wayne.
"Don't worry," the orthopaedic surgeon said to Peter's mother, kindly. "There's nothing wrong with his legs. It's just a particularly vigorous case of adolescent John Waynism."
John Waynism by GrrB August 24, 2009

Ferret Face Wagnerism 

A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.

Wagnerism 

The use of console commands, in the place of insults
A: Asswipe, Command+D for Dumbass

B: Dude stop with the Wagnerism
Wagnerism by gapik34 January 11, 2017

Warnerism 

Noun

A phrase or quote attributed as a form of implied endearment but often can be cited as being directly confrontational or offensive to a person or persons.
"Are you trying to suck my arsehole?" is a common Warnerism
Warnerism by Mr R. Sole November 6, 2021

Warnerism 

Noun

A phrase or quote attributed as a form of implied endearment but often can be cited as being directly confrontational or offensive to a person or persons.
"You think im a bender?" is a common Warnerism
Warnerism by Mr R. Sole November 6, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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