Washington, DC

The capital of the United States. D.C. is known for it's government buildings and rich parts in Northwest, DA HOOD in Southeast (especially in Anacostia and Washington Highlands), the middle class yet quasi-hood of Northeast and Southwest, and the Potomac River which is a great place to take a bath in. Despite what some people may say, D.C. is *NOT* the south, culturally speaking D.C. is about as southern as Wisconsin. People in D.C. have a Canadian sounding accent like they do in Wisconsin too. To the north of D.C. is Maryland aka Crabland and south of D.C. is good ole Virginny, aka no-mans land.

Anyone who thinks that Washington, DC is the south is an idiot. Culturally speaking D.C. is far more like Canada than the south. The accent spoken in D.C. is the same accent that's spoken in Wisconsin. Our Nation's Capital may be under the Mason-Dixon line, but hey, that line was drawn back IN THE 1700's, so it's outdated. But go one hour south of D.C. and you will be in the south, believe you me.

by Da Wizard Of OZ June 5, 2009

walking period

A girl who seems to be constantly angry at basically everyone as if she were on her period.

Dude1-Damn dude! She's such a walking period, she's always fuckin yelling at everyone! Dude2-I know!

by that short dude with muscles July 5, 2010

walking my fish

Larnie Carr, the founder and developer over the term "Walking my fish".

This term is most commonly used to subliminalize the explicity of female masturbation. This term is most commonly used as a joke by males.

Larnie Carr: hold dafuq up. there is a emo porn site...gurl im gonna have to get back to ya later I gotta like walk my fish or something.

Larnie Carr: back from walking my fish.

by Some beaner on the internet January 23, 2014

walking the bee

A word me and my girlfriend made up for masturbation, after my friend said he wanted to tie a leash around a bee and walk it around...she noticed that "walking the bee" sounded like a codeword for whacking it.

Brian will be over when he finishes walking the bee.

by BungholioLordOfTheHarvest September 18, 2004

wanking claw

Deformed hand used primarily for wanking. Can be used in many jokes.

Damian: What is happening over there
Thomas Kiely: Nothing, im just itchy
Everyone: No, He's masterbating
Louis: Wanking Claw!

by Tyler Williams June 18, 2006

Washington Times

A daily newspaper, founded in 1982, and funded by the Unification Church and Reverend Sun Myun Moon. Although begun as a conservative counterweight to Communism, the newspaper has gradually won respect for its journalism. Today, it is held in high esteem for its Metropolitan pages and its non-ideological foreign news pages, although the editorial coverage still retains a firmly conservative viewpoint.

Ever since HMB went to work at the Washington Times, his contributions at urbandictionary have tapered off into nothingness. One can only hope that his literary output is being put to equally creative uses.

by HMB March 6, 2004

Washington Heights

Yoo; where a lot of dominicans live at. They all speak spanish and it is the greatest part of uptown manhattan! Its also known as the heights and 181 st. is like the main street there.

Woo dominicans!!

Man: Diablo que calor.
Man2: Pero no hace tanto calor como en dominicana.
Man: Eso e verdad compai aqui en washington heights no hace ese calor.

by gwaalaah February 28, 2009