Trophy wife

A female who will take all your money and cheat with your neighbors husband while you're at work.

My dad thought he upgraded when he found a trophy wife

by Chinchilla February 15, 2017

wife beater

Dan zimmermans favorite clothes. usually wore under two shirts sometimes a mothballed jacket. j

Dan dan zimmerman wo wo wo wo wife beater.

by kyle sb November 28, 2007

Swiss army wife

woman with lots of different feminine skills

Your swiss army wife sure can cook

by Semu April 05, 2004

[Beaten] [Wife] [Syndrome]

A psychological condition in which a member of a relationship continually stays involved with a physically or mentally abusive partner despite the risks to their own being. Seen mostly in cases involving spousal abuse, this condition can effect both men and women regardless of age.

Man #1: Why does Tina stay with Larry when he always hits her?

Man #2: It's cause she has Beaten Wife Syndrome.

by Mr. BlaK August 09, 2008

wife me up

a phrase that means u want a guy to ask u out or otherwise talk to you

dude I've been waiting for him to wife me up

by lizzzz May 15, 2017

Daughter-wife

when your an old duns and no woman your own age would deal with you, as your some what retarded.
So you got a find a little girl with an even younger mental ability and make her your woman.

Daniel girl is so stupid she is such a daughter-wife

by Cl and Dee December 01, 2021

Sh*tty Wife

One of those wives that provides more adversity than agreement, more contention than companionship; in other words, someone that keeps your life real when you essentially...can not.

Oh, for fuck sake! Can we not agree on anything? Ever!?
Nope; you've got a sh*tty wife that won't let you get away with ... anything. Ever. And never fucking will...

by YAWA August 10, 2019