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wife beater

Dan zimmermans favorite clothes. usually wore under two shirts sometimes a mothballed jacket. j
Dan dan zimmerman wo wo wo wo wife beater.
by kyle sb December 30, 2007
mugGet the wife beatermug.

Trophy wife

A female who will take all your money and cheat with your neighbors husband while you're at work.
My dad thought he upgraded when he found a trophy wife
by Chinchilla February 15, 2017
mugGet the Trophy wifemug.

Swiss army wife

woman with lots of different feminine skills
Your swiss army wife sure can cook
by Semu April 5, 2004
mugGet the Swiss army wifemug.

[Beaten] [Wife] [Syndrome]

A psychological condition in which a member of a relationship continually stays involved with a physically or mentally abusive partner despite the risks to their own being. Seen mostly in cases involving spousal abuse, this condition can effect both men and women regardless of age.
Man #1: Why does Tina stay with Larry when he always hits her?

Man #2: It's cause she has Beaten Wife Syndrome.
by Mr. BlaK October 4, 2008
mugGet the [Beaten] [Wife] [Syndrome]mug.

wife me up

a phrase that means u want a guy to ask u out or otherwise talk to you
dude I've been waiting for him to wife me up
by lizzzz May 14, 2017
mugGet the wife me upmug.

Daughter-wife

when your an old duns and no woman your own age would deal with you, as your some what retarded.
So you got a find a little girl with an even younger mental ability and make her your woman.
Daniel girl is so stupid she is such a daughter-wife
by Cl and Dee December 1, 2021
mugGet the Daughter-wifemug.

Sh*tty Wife

One of those wives that provides more adversity than agreement, more contention than companionship; in other words, someone that keeps your life real when you essentially...can not.
Oh, for fuck sake! Can we not agree on anything? Ever!?
Nope; you've got a sh*tty wife that won't let you get away with ... anything. Ever. And never fucking will...
by YAWA August 9, 2019
mugGet the Sh*tty Wifemug.

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