goof wanker 

A dumb ass who loves to jack off

Jordan C. is such a goof wanker

goof wanker by dannymo123 April 19, 2016

knuckleball wanker

Someone who reckons they're the next reckoning of Cristiano Ronaldo because they once hit a football that moved a bit in the air

'Salim has started wearing Nike Hypervenoms because he reckons he's good enough to play professional football.'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'

knuckleball wanker by MaliaMadness2020 July 15, 2016

backhand wanker 

A person who indulges in the act of masturbation using the back of his hands

Denlie caught Jesmond wanking using the back of his hands and exclaimed "Tch! Jesmond you backhand wanker"

backhand wanker by Cindy The Cat July 15, 2016

Noble Wanker

Owns a Noble Car. Lives sleeps and breathes Noble. Works away but moved the girlfriend in just to keep an eye on his baby. Removes the steering wheel so nobody can drive it not even himself. Visits the garage daily to smile at his Noble and give it a little polish.

Move in with me babe! You can look after my car when I'm away! Make sure she's safe and sound. I love you but I love the car more or you wouldn't be here...Car sitter! I'm a Noble Wanker!

Noble Wanker by Anonanon555 August 11, 2016

shitty wankers 

A big pile of dicks, or wankers, covered fully and completely of hot steamy, squishy shit.

"Hey honey, can you clean up the shitty wankers".

shitty wankers by Tkvd09 July 9, 2017

whiteboard wanker 

A pejorative game design term used to desribe game designers who lack technical skills and and an understanding of how design philosophy is implemented. Therefore, such whiteboard wankers are only able to verbally articulate their ideas.

Jesus Aaron is such a whiteboard wanker all he does it talk about how fun this game is going to be once engineering builds it.

whiteboard wanker by ADGOD May 16, 2018

Faggot Wanker 

When someone is lazy and won't do anything for anyone else.

"Why won't you get me that, you faggot wanker!

Faggot Wanker by Dopedealer69 December 27, 2018