Vampire Special

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.

Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020

space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.

Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents

by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022

vampire mustache

A ring of menstral blood on the upper lip caused by eating a girl out on her period.

I didn't know she was raggin but when I cane up I had a wicked vampire mustache.

by MrBubbleBukake March 3, 2015

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Vampired

Someone strung out on drugs, like heroin

I was sitting at a strip club and this girl came and sat by me and I realized it was a friend from high school but something was different. She was vampired! sucken in jaws, thirsty eyes, and she looked lifeless.

by k bunny March 19, 2023

Vampire Beaver Duck

A platypus.

Platypus babies, also known as puggles, drink milk but since the mother has no nipples the milk is sweat out so the puggle will suckle on the fur like a little vampire beaver duck.

by HunterSMontana010921 March 27, 2025

Vampire Olivia Rodrigo

I USED TO THINK I WAS SMART BUT YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NAIVE.

THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!

OH...

BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.

BLEEDING ME DRY,

LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..

Omg, the song.. Vampire Olivia Rodrigo Rocks!

by Vampire Olivia Rodrigo August 20, 2024