Sabertooth Vagina

A vagina who's sexual activity has been neglected. These vaginas grow teeth and reach out to eat people out of horny desperation. In other words, a pussy gone wild. Variations are the Tyranasaurus Vagina, Mastadon Vagina, Woolly Mammoth Vagina (derrogatory), Hippopodumus Vagina, etc. (Basically anything large and terrifying with teeth will do be creative, however, sabertooth is the most appropriate because of it's derivative from pussy)

Dude! I need to get laid! I'm starting to grow a Sabertooth Vagina below the waist!

by Fey Queen October 27, 2009

Baggy Vagina

Female genitalia with enlarged diameter and depth.

I used the electric reamer on her last night to open her up a bit, now she has a baggy vagina!

by On3 April 25, 2006

vagina-safe

The condition of a male's (or female's) fingernails after clipping, filing or otherwise manicuring, enabling them to explore or stimulate a woman's vagina without tearing, ripping, scratching, surgically removing the clitoris, or otherwise causing discomfort.

Her: Holy shit! That hurt. What did you stick in there - a broken bottle?
Him: Sorry. It's my fingernails. I haven't had a manicure for a while.
Her: Well don't put them back in there till they're vagina-safe.

by BrizVegas May 15, 2006

gargantuan vagina

Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

face vagina

Term for a woman's mouth

I stuck it in her damn face vagina

by SpecialSauceRemix February 23, 2011

vagina vroomer

someone who sucks hairy vaginas

"woah when i ate her out i felt like a vagina vroomer"

by jordana Glassman June 16, 2008

Insatiable vagina

the action when what little reason and logic there was to begin with goes out the window if dance or sex is involved

amber knew she should social distance but her insatiable vagina meant she was going dancing anyways

by 121peekon October 8, 2020