Zoidberg Vag

Having the pubic hair above your vagina that resembles zoidberg from Futurama.

Gross man, that chick had a Zoidberg Vag!

by Earthquaker1987 March 19, 2011

vag-oplasty

Having your vagina touched up...
Meant as an insult.

Hey Dude, How did your Vag-oplasty go? Douchebag.

by A.E.M.D. January 23, 2008

Vag pal

A close relationship between two heterosexual females or the female equivalent of a bromance

Cathy and Heather and really into each other. They are such vag pals.

by L2deuce August 7, 2012

Vag Scoop

The act of taking ones hand and quickly "scooping" anothers vag in anger, retaliation, or just for the hell of it. It is synonoumus with "sack tapping", (but for chicks).

"I vag scooped Brandi, and now she has the whole cheer squad trying to vag scoop me"

by illegally_sexy August 18, 2011

Vag-amour

Vag-amour (N)

Similar to Bromance - a vag-amour is the profound love and affection which exists between two heterosexual females

Geez, Becky and Summer are like so inseparable -talk about a vag-amour...

by Spiffybiff November 3, 2010

Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

vegit vag

when your sex partner does not, or refuses to participate in sex.

"That hoe won't fuck me back"
"why"
"hoe be a vegit vag"

by First Class Krew April 15, 2008