Appalachian State University

A rapidly growing university located in Boone, North Carolina.

Harvesting a 3-time national championship football team who defeated Michigan University in their 2007 season opener, the Mountaineers of Appalachian State are nothing short of a dynasty.

"Appalachian State University dominates in football."

"Appalachian State University students and faculty dominate in life."

"Appalachian State University dominates."

by A.DavisTheMountaineer March 14, 2008

university of miami

The most ass kicking university in the country where the hotter it gets the better. Home of the Miami Hurricanes where all great NFL stars come from. The only football team Tim Tebow fears!

Tim Tebow: Yo im scared of next weeks game.

Other Florida deuche: Why?

Tim Tebow: Were playing the University of Miami Hurricanes

Javarris James: Damn right bitch!

by tyler fucking wisby April 11, 2008

Lynn University

A university that's really an exclusive resort or country club. Where else can you sit in a hammock under a palm tree by the side of one of the seven lakes on campus? Not only is our campus stunning, check out the students. Some of the richest kids around the country, even more so around the world. A typical Lynn student is white, tan, blonde, rocking prada sunglasses, a gucci belt, and birkenstocks and a polo. Here kids drive the most absurd cars, bmws, audis, caddys, mercedes, bentleys, maseratis, ferraris. You name it. A typical day at Lynn would consist of waking up so the housekeepers can clean the dorms, maybe go to class, go shopping with mommy or daddys AMEX, drink an excessive amount of alcohol, and party all night in West Palm or Miami. This school is for the most elite class acts in the world.

At Lynn University, LU stickers abound on the backs of bentleys, astons, m6's, and lambos.

by westpalmadise324 October 19, 2009

Portland State University

University located in downtown Portland, Oregon, the largest state univerity in Oregon and home of the Vikings sports teams. Was formerly called Vanport College.

I go to Portland State University and have the student loans to prove it.

by pdxkatt July 5, 2004

University of Maryland's Motto

"Thank you for your payment."

When I got my diploma, it was just a receipt that said "Thank you for your payment."

by Byron November 18, 2003

Indiana University

Located in Indiana: the least significant state in the midwest, if not the entire United States. It is also commonly known as the worst school in the Big Ten Conference. Their major athletic programs include Division I football and basketball, which each managed to win just one conference game in 2008-2009. The university has great business and journalism programs, however the majority of their academic programs do not even compare to other Big Ten Schools such as Northwestern, Illinois, Wisconsin, Michigan, and so on. The university itself is somewhat attractive, especially for it notoriously being located in the white trash capital of America. The people are friendly and the party life is above average. Although, of the bars that exist, none compare to those on the campuses of Illinois and Iowa. Basically, Indiana is a school you go to for one week out of the year to enjoy Little 500: a couple days out of the year when students drink and party and Indiana actually has something going for it. If you are considering attending the university, think to yourself, do I want to be a Hoosier? That is after you look up the definition of quite possibly the lamest Division I mascot in the country.

A degree from Indiana University got me a job at McDonald's. Would you like fries with that sir?

I transferred to Ohio State, after just four months at Indiana University.

I went to Indiana University for Little 500, I drank more at the bars at Illinois on Mom's weekend.

by Andy Roffer March 30, 2009

Seattle University

A university in the heart of Seattle. Located between the party district of Capitol Hill and downtown, there is plenty to do and see. Seattle U is trending up and an education from this Jesuit school will prove valuable. While small, the university provides many opportunities to its students. It also boasts one of the best business schools in the nation. The party scene is often criticized, but coming from a student, parties are ample for those who have friends. Don't expect to be let into every party just because you pay tuition. You have to network. All in all, my SU experience has been great thus far. The academics and campus life are all around great.

Your experience at Seattle University is what you make of it!

by Little Italy May 23, 2016