Uncle Jack

Your somewhat deranged crazy zoo worker uncle. Apparently the water there has made him crazy, because he now goes around collecting elephant sperm…and helping people off the elephants. He also consistently needs helpers for his collection program. He is a sad, sad person to have in your family.

If your uncle Jack helps you off an elephant, would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant

by Cousin Fred2 August 20, 2013

Crazy Uncle Johnny

One cool motherfucker.

See that guy over there...he's Crazy Uncle Johnny.

by Mistr_Sir January 8, 2009

Cool uncle

Any guy named Xavier who takes his niece and nephew to go see Detective Pikachu on the day it comes out.

That guy, Xavier, is the epitome of a cool uncle.

by Coolguy X May 8, 2019

undefeated

Underground exclusive shoe outlet sells authentic rare nikes, adidas, and such.

"Shiiiiit did you see the crazy new air ones that Bryan just got from Undefeated"

by Pojo April 5, 2005

Uncle Joey

Slang term for any number of crotch rotting diseases.

FUCK! I gots me the naaaastiest muthfukin case of UNCLE JOEY, yo!

by Aiko Oyama Ayers January 24, 2003

Uncle Bill

Alcoholic Beverage dedicated to Uncle Bill from the film "American Movie"

Peppermint Schnapps, Sprite and ice... two great gobs of it.

Mark: You thirsty? Want something to drink?
Bill: Yeah...schnapps...with sprite, and ice...two great gobs of it.
Mark: Alright, Uncle Bill.

by jolivas February 16, 2010

undea

n. an idea that is disastrously bad; the antithesis of a good idea.

"Dude, I've come up with a scheme where we could steal and ATM and put it in our dorm room."

"That is an undea."

by P. Laub October 25, 2006