Tallyban

How young children view a school system whether da teachers "religiously" forbid them from either counting on their fingers or making "one, two, three, four, cross-slash" marks on paper to more-easily figure simple math-problems, in an attempt to train said students to work out sums in their heads.

One easy way to get around da Tallyban (i.e., count up/down one numeral at a time without tipping off your teacher dat you aren't merely working out da problem in your head) is to motionlessly (don't go making any rhythmic "ticking off da numbers" motions with any part of your body, as this will let slip dat you're --- horrors! --- **counting** when you're sposta be working out da math-equations just in your head!) hold your arithmetic paper flat against your desktop with both hands and with your fingers spread apart for easier counting, and then also-motionlessly (and silently) swivel your eyes from one finger to da next in order to count up/down as needed to figure out da answer to da equation.

by QuacksO July 19, 2024

Tallywally

Tallwally, the word used to refer to a brown man typically from Israel and obsessed with doom.

"You know that guy tallywally! He stabbed a terrorist on the street and saved the entirety of Israel. Oh wow! What a brave young man."

Tal brown yoda

by Blimpledimp August 17, 2024

Tally

There aren't many people named Tally, but the ones who are named that are the best people in the entire multiverse. Tallys are very cute, funny, smart, creative, talented, etc. etc. and even more etc. Tallys are always extraordinarily sweet, perfect partner material. You will fall for a Tally, and if you don't, there is something wrong with you.

Person 1: I have a partner, their name is Tally!

Person 2: You lucky bastard.

by Funny Omori Enjoyer September 6, 2023

tallyballs

uh best person ever and named after the band tally hall

tallyballs is so cool and amazing tbh

by tallyballs September 9, 2023

tally hall

ross federman

tally hall

by tally hall September 17, 2023

Tilly

Tilly’s a fucking cunt who is completely selfish and only thinks of herself.

Boy 1: “Tilly used me and broke up with me”
Boy 2: “No shit, it’s Tilly.”

by greals December 17, 2023

tallyshipper

ever heard of a proshipper? here's something a bit worse. people that ship the band members of the fabloo rock band, tally hall. they usually (based on what i have seen) are either:

A - weirdly horny about the band members (very common for some reason)
or,
B - are on sh/ed twt (self harm/eating disorder twitter)

person a: "yeah dude i'm a tallyshipper"
person b: "go fuck yourself"

by Mason_IsntFunny December 25, 2023