Shit Tickets

Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)

Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!

by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

Don't bend my ticket

The act of leaving your concert ticket at home while forcing a car full of metal heads to drive out of the way, which could have been prevented if said ticket were placed in one's wallet.

Hey Noey, don't bend my ticket! I just want to see Into Eternity.

by Keith Gough March 24, 2005

speeding tickets

a summons issued to an offender - especially to someone who driving above the speed limit or someone who violates a traffic regulation

I hate it when I get a speeding tickets...

by skidesu January 9, 2009

tommy tucker

Derived from an old saying to do with singing for ones supper, but adapted by lads around the globe to tease a colleague of recent escapade with a fat woman.

You are a "tommy tucker, fat girl fucker"

by Matthew1979 August 3, 2006

Tucker Max

The ideal example of "the Man." The role model of every guy on earth.

Tucker Max fucked my girl friend, but i dont care he's Tucker Max.

by travlax April 22, 2009

Tucker

Tucker is the most retarded person who’ve ever met, he doesn’t know how to do math and doesn’t know how to write. A Tucker always ditches his best friends to hang out with a jerk who thinks he cool but is really not, a Tucker is a wannabe Lucas but doesn’t know how uncool Lucas is

Tucker’s friend 1: Where’s Tucker ?

Tucker’s friend 2: He’s with Lucas again.

Tucker’s friend 1: He’s so retarded, he’s just a wannabe Lucas.

by Cheryl Wrist March 18, 2019

Bush Tucker Man

Over testosterone infused alpha male who believes that one can eat anything that is made of DNA.See (Gimblett)

He'd eat weasel shit,he's such a bush tucker man

by candyass white boy June 25, 2003