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Fast Eddie

An absolute machine when it comes to closeout.
Finishes workpacks, CMDs and prodedures in record time and to an exceptionally high standard.
"Fuck sakes Chris, you've done loads of workpacks this week"

"I know, I've been a total Fast Eddie these days"
by kenlautlautken November 23, 2021
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Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
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Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
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Fast Eddie

She will blow your mind and take your money, all while making you feel better about yourself.
After the initial pool match is complete, a rematch will immediately be brought up. Followed by the owner of the pool hall kicking her out before the rematch is complete. Sucking you into playing her again on a different day. Her methods aren't conventional, yet extremely effective
Chump 1: I'm tired, I'm going home

Fast Eddie: wanna play some scotch doubles bank 8?
Chump 1: yeah, but my partner is the best player in the room

Fast Eddie: doesn't matter let's fuckin go race to 3
by Willyc73 July 10, 2024
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Fast Banana

The act of consuming a banana as fast as possible in the hopes to impress friends or a love interest
Man, that new girl at the gym is so sexy, if I show her the fast banana she’ll definitely like me!
by BananaEnjoyer69 July 19, 2024
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Fast Guitars

A bunch of misfit golfers
Look at those Fast Guitars, yet another double bogey
by USG Association August 3, 2024
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