Smurfing

Surfing the web via Smart Phone. Especially when working for a company with a Web Washer.

Q: What have you gotten done at work today?

A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.

by john E Wad September 24, 2009

Smurfing

The act of choking a female with a erect male member until her face turns blue.

Tristan; Dude, i totally was smurfing a bitch last night!

Max; Really?

Tristan; Yeah, she called me Papa.

by Scrobichrist March 21, 2016

smurf

Something so small that it has to be referred to by using lame 80's cartoon show charaters.

There's a smurf in my...er...your pants.

by Obi July 13, 2003

Papa Smurf

The father of many gassed Jews during WW2

Papa smurf got gassed

by Genderfluid Beyblade April 19, 2017

Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 13, 2022

Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.

"William is a valorant smurf."

by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022

Smurf

Any woman or man who dyes their pubes the same color as their hair

"Bro I fucked a smurf last night!" "The fuck?" "Bro her pubes were the same color as her hair, Blue!!!"

by ButtlickingCunthole June 24, 2019