The act in which a female will complete the act that many men like to call, “Busting and fat one”
It normally results in a liquid being released from the vagina. This is something that men normally enjoy during a session of watching pornography.
It normally results in a liquid being released from the vagina. This is something that men normally enjoy during a session of watching pornography.
Homie #1: Dude, I just watched some porn and busted a fattie.
Homie #2: To what? Lesbo?
Homie #1: Nah bro. Female Masturbation
Homie #2: To what? Lesbo?
Homie #1: Nah bro. Female Masturbation
by LaDenzell Jenkins November 15, 2019
Jack: Man that girl so hot, I'm ready to get my petty masturbation on
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you
by Mothonator January 04, 2015
Just so you don't think I was mentally masturbating all day here is that excel spreadsheet you requested.
by patmyballs July 10, 2009
The Fanbase of Jade Thirlwall
ME: I really like your shirt. Thats Jade on it, are you a fan?
Y/N: Yess! I am part of the masturbation nation
Y/N: Yess! I am part of the masturbation nation
by DarkLarrie28 August 08, 2022
The act of masturbation right before an impending tragedy or catastrophic event. Leads to a brisk and usually unsatisfying climax.
Ryan: did you hear about the new findings in flight 97 black box?
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive
Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive
Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying
by Ryan McKevin July 02, 2013
The act of masturbating to a girl (or guy) from your past who at one point was extremely attractive but is no longer due to aging or weight gain. The masturbator would then jerk off to a mental image of how the once attractive girl looked in the past (retroactively) rather than how she looks currently. This occurs quite often when thinking about aging female celebrities who at point were major sex symbols.
Similar to "nostalgia wank".
Similar to "nostalgia wank".
Rick: Yo man, did you see Chloë at our ten year high school reunion?
Matt: Yea, brah. She got fat. Fuckin' shame, she used to be sooooo hot.
Rick: I know right? I'm gonna find an old yearbook and beat off to the way she used to look in high school.
Matt: Good ol' retroactive masturbation! Ya know, for a quicker yank, you could just scroll backwards through her Facebook profile photos.
Matt: Yea, brah. She got fat. Fuckin' shame, she used to be sooooo hot.
Rick: I know right? I'm gonna find an old yearbook and beat off to the way she used to look in high school.
Matt: Good ol' retroactive masturbation! Ya know, for a quicker yank, you could just scroll backwards through her Facebook profile photos.
by jodielover81 October 04, 2018
1. To touch your gay's dick!
2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.
2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.
1. My fucking gay: Am I masturbating?
Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!
2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!
Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!
2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!
by I'll eat you March 30, 2021