de-mating call

when you see a person who's into you but you don't like try to come talk to you
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(different high pitched frequencies are key)
oh shit victoria's coming over
fuck
gotta get the de-mating call out
by nohateonlyloveguysdontworry April 18, 2019
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food mate

Your one and only when it comes to food. You would rather die than ever eat with anyone else😂
I am Shiho’s food mate😉🤤
by Sir_wellington_beefycakes April 04, 2023
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ape mating ritual

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.
Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.
by snoutwash69 October 06, 2015
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Moan mates

(1) Two guys who cannot be distinguished from each other in bed.

(2) Roommates whose sex habbits are synced, so they can hear each other and get even more horny.
(1) I´m not in the mood today, but you can call my Moan mate.

(2) Last night, while fucking, I could hear Noah from the other room, so I came even harder. Apparently we`re moan mates.
by Speeter_Quentus December 16, 2023
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manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
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