Mates

Mates is really funny guy. He can also be pretty flirty, but only when his homies aren't looking.

Omg, look! Is that Mates? He is super freaky.

by itsnotmepls December 4, 2020

manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.

Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024

Mate of Mine

Mate of Mine is a common saying around the world when referring to a friend of a friend or small business owner who can help you in any way shape or form.

A mate of Mine is a Plumber, Personal Trainer, Photographer and more.... Or you can check out www.mateofmine.com

by mateofmine October 30, 2012

food mate

Your one and only when it comes to food. You would rather die than ever eat with anyone else😂

I am Shiho’s food mate😉🤤

by Sir_wellington_beefycakes April 4, 2023

Chop Mate

You use Chop Mate or Chop Bro when someone says what you were thinking.

Your Bro: Lets get some Wings and Fries

You: Chop Mate lets do it

by Basilikan August 27, 2023

Mate

(ma-tay) Mate is a pretty cool guy. He makes everyone feel better when they're upset and is always there for his friends. He's really smart but denies it, hes really funny, kind, and really sweet. He is also really good at video games and is a real Chad. You're really lucky if you have a Mate as a friend (most likely it's gonna be my friend Mate because no one else is named Mate), so don't lose him. And also btw, he has a real hot mom

Mate's mom is really hot.

by kikibeach September 7, 2020

atom-mates

Two peoples atoms that were together before their existence and those people are now together.

“Nic and Emily are atom-mates.”

by W1lson June 2, 2021