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Sperm the worm

"Why are you taking so long?"
"Give me few more minutes as I sperm the worm!"
by Hoodies on the beach April 8, 2016
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Worm

“Bro I got that good coosh”
“Bro thats worm as fuck
by Sam Marki 🙀 July 14, 2019
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I beat worms

A coded message that is used to let your bros know that you are down to give them a handjob. If they respond positively they are basically giving you consent.
*watching sports with the boys*

Paul: "guys I beat worms"

Eric: "oh neat I've always wanted to try this."
by Givemetheticket July 19, 2019
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Dirty Worms

A delicious treat made from gummy worms covered with koolaid and left over night or slightly wet it and put koolaid on it and bon appetite banned from selling them in schools
Hey bro, I sell dirty worms now
by yuungmaxInstagram November 16, 2019
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jewish worm

That Jewish guy in the pools changing room had a Jewish worm
by Dank jew May 4, 2019
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Bum Worm

BUMWORM

Selfish, sluggish and uninvited, the bumworms natural habitat is a your couch, half asleep and stoned off your weed.

With 25 cence to his name, and the “guarantee” of his centrelink, coming “the next day” the bumworm will find any excuse to take whatever dregs they can get there sticky wormy fingers on.

Traits of the bumworm include;

Shamelessly asking every woman man dog and child, (especially the pretty ladies) for a durry (see durry definition).

Travelling from group to group to scab (the bum worm can handle the rejection no matter how close the proximity of his next victim)

Whingy and annoying voice, snaggling their classic catch phrase of “can i have a cone”

And of course, a sickly smell.

In the fantasy of the bumworm, eggplant roasts are abundant, but who will pay for such a dinner? I certainly don’t want bum worm fingers in my food.

In conclusion, as pathetic as it is, the bum worms central purpose is to leech and scab no matter how sly they look.
How the fuck did that bum worm get in here

Did that bum worm just clean out our ashtray

Im about to put wasabi up that passed out bum worms nose

Fuck this, were putting a bag over the bum worms head

This couch stinks! was the bum worms sleeping here last night?

Bum worm took my last cone

Fuck its the bum worms! dont let them see you lets cross the road!

when did this place become a bum worm farm?
by Nainaitenten September 30, 2019
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curb worm

n. A person who hangs around with bikers but doesn't own a motorcycle.
"Send the curb worm to buy more beer."
by Texas Nell October 4, 2019
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