Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.

Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag

by JULIA GlLLARD December 14, 2019

Polished Piece of Shit

A piece shit type who looks the part of a person who has there shit together but they are soulless and completely corrupt.

I thought he was so hot... I had all these false ideas of him. Once I meet him in person his online and media persona was so opposite to what I found... underneath his cool quite facade was calculating fuckboy... basically a polished piece of shit.

by Coolcandle September 12, 2019

polish chess match

The act of two stupid people arguing a complex issue.

I went to the city council meeting last night, but it turned into a Polish Chess Match.

by Listerfiend May 20, 2018

Polish Gas Chamber

When you are driving your car, you lock the windows, turn the heater to high, and then fart, trapping it and all your passengers forcing them to sniff your extra hot ass air.

After enchiladas and several yeasty beers last night I decided my fart sniffing family would also like to enjoy some hot farts so I locked the windows on the car, turned up the heater to high, and executed them using a Polish Gas Chamber.

by J MaxJ Max March 19, 2017

polish litter box

As someone is taking a shower, you proceed to sneak into the bathroom and take a nice shit. And don't flush it!

Tylers in the shower, I'm gonna leave him a Polish litter box!

by Mr. Arthur January 25, 2017

Polished Pig Turd

Someone who thinks there all that and still nothing but a Pig Turd, hence the word Polished Pig Turd.
Snotty stuckup.
Snotty, being better then others.
Highbrow, above all.
Polished, cover up, blowing smoke.

Someone who is no better then someone else, but thinks they are: Polished Pig Turd. Snotty, Snobby, Highbrow
People in the Valley and Galeton area no who you are.

(People) (Polished) (Pig) (Turd) (better)

by Wynnette McCullen October 4, 2013

Dirty Polish Woman

When she pretends to be a lesbian to get away from you just she can go off and whore around with other men.

That Dirty Polish woman was a waste of my time. She only wanted to be the town bike.

by DirtyPolishPerson August 3, 2022