hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013

Hobo

The ability to fall asleep anywhere- usually in an inappropriate place or at an inappropriate time.

1. My coworker doesn't get off until 6. I'll hobo in the cafeteria while I wait.

by K@d3n$M0m December 13, 2022

Hobo hand race

Paying homeless people to jerk off in a race to finish first

Tim paid two homeless dudes Lee and Shawn $20 each to see who could cum first winning the hobo hand race

by Cumguzzler92648 March 1, 2025

Hobo

A person who doesn’t belong anywhere or isn’t where they feel at home.

“I’m a hobo”
“I’m in a hobo mindset rn”

by Cocothehobo January 20, 2020

Hobo

A homeless cook that lives on the streets for some FOUL reason

Kid- Look at that sad man that is in a box.
Mom-Son that’s a Hobo

by Ishd November 6, 2021

Hobo-like

Adj: of or like or relating to hobos. Noun: a decently intelligent person behaving like a hobo, who doesn't care about what others think of them.

Go pantry fishing no dumpster diving. Don't be hobo-like or a hobo-like altogether if you care about decency.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2022

Hobo Salad

1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.

2.)noun

A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.

1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.

2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.

by Sausage September 25, 2014