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Coon a word you to describe a very gang related black person
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Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
by HoChiSock May 17, 2023
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Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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Coon

Some one who never pops out. They’re practically a raccoon,near the garbage can, comes out at night with groups of antisocial people.
Lea is such a coon I swear, instead of going to the party she read a book!

Only coons read the entire Harry Potter series
by Handymany233 October 22, 2017
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Coon

The damn coon got into my trash again last night.
by johnnyree May 7, 2020
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coon-t

A racist, race hustling black woman, who doesn't want other black people to leave the plantation
Sunny Hostin is a coon-t
by gmurban February 9, 2024
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Coon

A person that thinks they are slick with it but in all reality they are not.
Yo man you got the pod?

Nah left it at home

Bruh you dumbass coon
by OldBathWater January 28, 2020
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