moon fight

When you are so drunk while fighting that you feel as if you are spinning, often while breathing similar to an astronaught

Around midnight two guys were having a moon fight until one of them was taken to the hospital

by Orangepies April 8, 2017

Fut Moon

A man who is constantly eating hotdogs. Sort of like a never ending hot dog contest. But a man. Man flesh compiles hut doogs.

Why do you hang out with that Fut Moon?

by Fat Moon March 9, 2018

Russell Moon

Has the smallest penis in the world and looks just like his sister

Russell Moon gets your pregnant cause he cant find a condom small enough.

by spiritanimal360 April 23, 2019

billy moon

When you bend so far over to moon someone that you show your balls

I just got billy mooned.

by Max33 March 29, 2015

blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...

Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!

by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010

moon boning

Having sex under the light of the moon. (Especially in the woods and in a standing sex position).

John Doe and Jane were Moon boning behind the tree in the backyard last night.

by HAL 3000 August 13, 2021

Moon School

(noun) Where a person young or old that is slow, or hard of understanding may have or had gone to school.

Q: What's wrong with that girl? Why is she so dumb?
A: Oh, she's a graduate of moon school.

by moon grad 08 May 17, 2011