by lukes dead trim November 13, 2020
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Can't wait to see what Luke McCaffrey does on the field at Nebraska. If he's anything like his dad and brothers, He will be a great football player.
by ManyMinion007 December 27, 2018
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by DarkZZZ November 16, 2022
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by Pookiekeuk September 10, 2018
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Get the Luke wilner mug.Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
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Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay
Dan- no u
Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay
Dan- no u
Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT
by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018
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