by YoDawg69 May 26, 2023
Get the farmer cookiemug. this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them
by Antoine, M June 1, 2019
Get the david farmermug. He’s someone that is smart but stupid all at the same time. Someone that’s hard to control. Someone not to mess with. He will protect his family and friends to the full extent. He is someone you start to love and can never get over. He is husband material. He is stubborn. He is hardheaded. He is someone you wake up every morning and think of or he is someone u think of every night before bed. He is trustworthy, you could tell him anything and everything and not have to worry who will know after. He is gentle, he will treat u like a Queen, he will show you how a man should treat a woman. He is an amazing person over all but you got to watch them mood swings!!!
by Marlene DHR April 8, 2023
Get the Tyler Farmermug. by Sexydimma January 11, 2022
Get the Farmer's wellmug. Any person who raises livestock or grows food for resale. The best farmers usually grow coffee bean trees and raise goats in Uganda.
Brian M: "you're not a farmer because you don't own a copy of the farmer's almanac."
Caleb L: "you're stupid and most likely gay. I'll bet you were in the Navy and 'hot racked' with seamen. I own goats and coffee beans trees in Uganda and according to Urban dictionary, that makes me a farmer."
Brian M: "I guess you're correct...I am stupid and gay."
Caleb L: "you're stupid and most likely gay. I'll bet you were in the Navy and 'hot racked' with seamen. I own goats and coffee beans trees in Uganda and according to Urban dictionary, that makes me a farmer."
Brian M: "I guess you're correct...I am stupid and gay."
by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024
Get the Farmermug. Rage farmer: a shock jock who cultivates rage and fear to build an audience...Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones
by pscot October 27, 2023
Get the rage farmermug.