One sews one's enemy's trousers shut at the knees, and subsequently fills them with mayonnaise (in some regions maypo, ovaltine, demiglace sauce, gravy, or hollandaise sauce can be substituted for mayonnaise). Then the enemy is encouraged to put them on.
by Monstrosity Ahoys March 24, 2011
My baby momma attackin' my pension, my money short.
by LongfellowPlaya September 24, 2009
by Dustin Flores October 26, 2018
Booty-Shorts - The barely there shorts....made strictly for the purpose of covering the naughty bits of a female while maximizing the skin exposure to allow for optimal cooling of one's core temperature lmfao
A more linguistically pleasant way to make girls sound less like rampant street vagabonds for wearing our beloved Booty- Shorts.
A more linguistically pleasant way to make girls sound less like rampant street vagabonds for wearing our beloved Booty- Shorts.
by TeeZDefZ August 24, 2018
Shorts worn by girls most commonly of european descent that are purposely short enough to allow each ass cheek to be seen by the rest of the world. Most prevalently seen on girls with A cups.
"Dude check out those cheek shorts on that chick waiting in line at the Eiffel Tower."
"She can't afford fake boobs so she has to wear cheek shorts to compensate."
"She can't afford fake boobs so she has to wear cheek shorts to compensate."
by Graevejam1 February 10, 2014
by Shniz March 10, 2015
by Asexuals December 10, 2015