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Thanks

Thanks is another way of saying Fuck you, to people that are completely self absorbed assholes. People think your polite, when in fact you'll be meaning fuck you.
Thanks Haters, what doesn't kill me makes me stronger.
by ReallySee September 4, 2009
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thanksgiving

It has went very far from it's traditional meaning. Thanksgiving is supposedly a holiday to give thanks, but you are not giving thanks at all. Nowdays it is a holiday is where you go see some obligatory in law or relative and stuff yourself with turkey, watch Detroit play football, zonk out, and stuff your gut with some more turkey after that. The women have to do all the cooking, dishes, etc. while the men just gorge on the food. But the women get revenge the next day...Black Friday shopping!
Typical guy on thanksgiving: Ah, turkey was good...lets watch Detroit beat the Bears...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
by Orbitron2012 November 1, 2012
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thankschristmas

An adult holiday held on the third Saturday after Thanksgiving ment to provide a respite between dealing with relatives in November and buying presents in December essentially providing an additional excuse to drink alcohol.
After spending Thanksgiving with the in-laws, and the looming crush of Christmas shopping ahead, Lisa couldn't wait for ThanksChristmas to come so she could just get drunk with her friends and forget about her stress.
by C5Drvr October 13, 2013
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Thanos

Purple grape with an obsession with rocks and is married to Thaniqua the great. Very attractive and sexy. Chin looks like the back of yeezys.
Ohh, look at Thanos. He has a huge purple cock!!
by nobody oompa April 29, 2019
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Thanos

thanos
by Baznigger April 26, 2019
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thanksgiving dinner

When two gay men take turns stuffing each other's ass full of dick on Thanksgiving, like Thanksgiving turkey.
"Yo what are we having on Thanksgiving?"
"Thanksgiving dinner."
by thwankuth September 30, 2019
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Thanksgiving

A VERY LAME HOLLYDAY THAT SUCKS LIKE HELL
die Thanksgiving die
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