the art of putting marshmallows inside a girl's twat, kicking and/or punching the twat until it bleeds, then pulling the marshmallows out and eating them, as if they resembled bloody tampons
Guy 1: Dude i was at Tiffany's house last night and i gave her the bloody tampon eater
Guy 2: Dudeeee, *stunned*, did you make her bleed heavily?
Guy:1 Yeah man, they looked like strawberries
Guy 2: Dudeeee, *stunned*, did you make her bleed heavily?
Guy:1 Yeah man, they looked like strawberries
by Bitch Nuggettt April 28, 2010
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directions: first remove from wrapper. remove tip of applicator with knife or scissors. hit the back with the force(or the palm of your hand) and send the vaginal raper flying!
directions: first remove from wrapper. remove tip of applicator with knife or scissors. hit the back with the force(or the palm of your hand) and send the vaginal raper flying!
sam: no, do not attack me with your tampoon!
sean: in your face eskimo!
sam: oh the horror!
sean:*insert mind fucking powers here* swoosh!
sean: i just tampooned me an eskimo!
Sean: mind fucking powers, sir!
sean: in your face eskimo!
sam: oh the horror!
sean:*insert mind fucking powers here* swoosh!
sean: i just tampooned me an eskimo!
Sean: mind fucking powers, sir!
by the diabolical snuggles(sean) April 13, 2009
Get the tampoon mug.A tampon, soaked in a strong liquor or for the non-drinking saints amongst us (who while sober are willing - Legends) caffeinated products and insert said tampoon into the anus. (Tampooning) This is best achieved using an applicator not made from card and preferably with some KY jelly. The result is alcohol entering the system and bypassing the liver, promoting your inebriated state.
1: Andy just tampooned last night!
2: I know, heard him screaming in pain the next day when he went for a dump
1: Dirt!
2: I know, heard him screaming in pain the next day when he went for a dump
1: Dirt!
by beaverman May 29, 2010
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and- PENIS!!!
clay penises, too. and rubber ones.
sex
masturbating
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PENIS
and- PENIS!!!
clay penises, too. and rubber ones.
by linda April 4, 2005
Get the chat tampons mug.Sticking a tampond in someones throat and then pooring water in their mouth, causing the tampond to expand in their throat and make them choke to death
That bitch wouldnt give it up, so i tampon'd her
by Neil Harmer September 22, 2008
Get the tampon'd mug.Temporal Dislocation: (Adj) A inorganic based alteration of time caused by illegal street compounds such as Entwhislte, Woot and CatchBaby.
Love, somebody put some Entwhistle in my J.D. and hell the temporal dislocation was so fierce I though that Joan of Arc was giving me oral
by Hunter D Clopson February 1, 2017
Get the temporal dislocation mug.when a tampon "goes rogue", i.e: a girl's stashed tampon (unused, fresh from the box, still wrapped) is left loose in her purse long enough for it to work it's way out of it's plastic wrapping, wandering about freely in only it's plastic applicator among her other belongings. often to then be embarassingly grabbed at inopportune moments, such as when digging for coin change or chapstick.
girl A: "what is that?!"
girl B: "just another rogue tampon. hate it when that happens!"
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girl A: "oops, there's another tampon going rogue again!"
girl B: "just another rogue tampon. hate it when that happens!"
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girl A: "oops, there's another tampon going rogue again!"
by sdarling May 28, 2011
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