The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.
"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"
by Shaquweesha October 19, 2010
Get the Tard Seat mug.A person who is partly retarded. One who lacks enough social/mental capacity to be a contributing member of society.
by Hallbn April 17, 2008
Get the part tard mug.This is a play on a "bad load" If a bad load were to produce a child that child would have a high chance of being retarted, therefore you have produced a tard load
by knoby February 22, 2007
Get the tard load mug.a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.
"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."
wow what a car-tard
"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"
and again
wow what a car-tard
"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"
and again
by Chris Soukas January 1, 2008
Get the car-tard mug.A person (or group of people) that is so so dumb/stupid/both that he or she is essentially a festival of retardedness...
by Balkanya May 28, 2003
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