U-tard

Multi-generational Utah resident, probably Mormon, with and IQ of +1 over retard.

Our Uber driver was a complete U-tard.

Utah is full of laws only a U-tard could make.

by DangerMRW February 3, 2019

tard talk

conversation imitating speech characteristics of actors, cartoon characters, fellow humans with speech flaws, animals, etc.

When you said, "I wub you" it was tard talk.

by Friend of Big Sun July 10, 2007

Tard Seat

The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.

"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"

by Shaquweesha October 19, 2010

color tard

mean thing to call members of the color gaurd

look at that girl holding her flag upside-down
yeah man she is such a color tard

by Lizzy O. August 26, 2007

tard stick

Anything a tard happens to have in hand.

examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter

The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.

by Ymerkenovovitch May 28, 2008

Fact-tard

First used by some internet hound who goes by Reservoir_Dog. It's used to slam someone who ends a forum post with "fact", but in reality that persons facts are completely retarded.

"You Sir, are a fact-tard."

by Perry C. September 17, 2008

Lardy Tard

When a person does not bend their knees while running. Often toddlers run without bending their knees.

That guy runs like a lardy tard.

by xxxPDUBxxx June 28, 2010