Triple Tardz

Three hot, yet very stupid guys.

Hey Megan! Look at those hot triple tardz going to the zoo in their lion suits!

by Megan's Mama June 12, 2003

The Triple Crown

A foot job, hand job and blow job delivered simultaneously during sex.

You don't know a girl "the one" until she gives you the Triple Crown.

by T Bone Capone June 27, 2010

Triple Threat

When you go to the toilet for a poo but also have wank as well, therefore completing the triple threat (poo, piss, wank).

The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.

The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.

Michael: Gary's been in the toilet for quite a while...
Geoff: Yeah, must be a triple threat.

by Stabilo Boss Original August 29, 2018

Triple restraint

When a woman has a dildo-like object stuck in both her anus and pussy, and clamps on her nipples. She puts clothes on over these and goes about her day this way.

"Why is Rhonda walking funny, man?"

"Cuz this morning I set her up in a triple restraint."

by PussyPussywillow August 20, 2009

Triple decker

Three midget women one on top the other. Top one is making out with guy, middle one is taking the D*ck. While the bottom one fondles the testicles of the guy.

Bro last night I had a triple decker with a group of fun sized ladies!

by Iggywithapop November 18, 2017

Triple Dot

State when 2 persons want to talk but cannot think of topic to talk about.
TripleDot represent a blank message you would send to someone over chat to show your willingness to talk but not having something to start with.

I often encounter a "triple dot" situation when talking to strangers over internet.

by shinchay November 10, 2020

The Triple P's

"Post-Party-Poops"
A term that defines the terrible composition and smell of your fecal matter the morning after from consuming ample amounts of alcohol the night before.

-"Shit brah, I feel so much better after gettin' rid of the triple p's"

-"Word"

by Chillay Willay September 26, 2010