thunder cunt

billy

billy is such a thunder cunt.

by kenzqeh July 31, 2018

Thunder Cunt

A person who is a douche bag or bitch on a level that exceeds normal acceptable standards.

I can't stand her attitude, she yells at me for everything, worst roommate ever, what a thunder cunt. Do you hear that? Its thunderous cunt storm on its way. I can feel it in my bones.

by señor taco October 30, 2013

The Thunder Rolls

1. What you say to your friend when you see an obese person's rolls because of being topless or close to it.

2. A song by Garth Brooks with a good title for describing huge fat rolls

Bill sees a very overweight woman wearing a two piece swim suit.

Bill says to his friend: Hey, John. The thunder rolls. Tehe

by teddybearfuzz August 31, 2018

Thunder Rain

A baseball term invented to increase your chance of going yard by the thunder gods. The thunder gods contains the greatest baseball legends to ever play the game. This includes Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, Hank Aaron, Lou Gehrig, Mickey Mantle, and last but not least Derek Jeter. The thunder gods have very powerful powers when awoken by the team using them. Thunder rain is a term invented by the Alpine baseball team. This power is released when you hike with your bats and arrange them in a perfect pyramid with 5 bats and 6 candles. Set them up with a candle between each bat and one in the middle. After set up you will begin the ceremony and begin yelling tribal calls calling the gods to be on your side. When finished with ceremony grab your bat and speak privately with it until you and it are comfortable together. This alone time will help you in the future when you have to trust it. When done your thunder rain ceremony is over and you can just go home and get ready to hit jacks at your next at bat or whenever the gods are on your side. Dont be scared if they dont show up till late in the game they can do whatever they want whenever they want. The end #thunderrain #srszn #fsu

The thunder rain gods will be on our side tonight.

by buckbeast15 February 19, 2019

thunder tongue

The effect of farting on your partner's tongue while receiving a rim job

Hey Bill I heard that sally gave you thunder tongue.

by flatpat69 December 18, 2017

thunder titties

Boobs that are big and very off shape with lumps! Occasionally old and wrinkled

Look at that old lady, she has intense thunder titties!

by Specialk12340 January 31, 2015

Planet Thunder

A term for those who are so stupid that they refuse to use emojis and instead they type the emoji names out to be annoying. Commonly has a bbl. Blocks people for no reason. Silly cow.

I am better than planet thunder.

by Aaaaaaeeerre4 August 16, 2022